What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
11.06.2025 16:25
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Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Make Nazis afraid again!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Procter & Gamble to Cut 7,000 Jobs - WSJ
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.